A Better Life
Spam Poetry. Spam by evil people who will pay eternally for their crimes. Poetry by little ol' me.
Spam Poety. A first attempt by Brad Cranford…
Astounded by the amount of spam I've received recently, I was inspired to create my own little bit 'o poetry from the subject lines of the spam messages over filling my inbox. Every word is taken straight from an actual email and is presented in the same case or lack of case as in the original message.
And so I give you my first (and perhaps only) entry into the Spam Poetry field...
A Better Life
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